Cephalopodic Santa

Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In June, I recruited fyatuk as a new cultist (30 points). In February, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In December, I rescued
psilobabe from being sacrificed (-200 points). In April, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In August, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-1385 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.
Your humble and obedient servant,
cybermule
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
You can't recruit me!
*pouts*
Re: You can't recruit me!