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I just treated myself to a cappuccino, so I'm all over-caffeinated, but this bit from our work intranet amused me:

(from recent H&S suggestions)

Suggestion: Panic buttons on each floor for medical emergencies.

Answer: The H&S committee felt that as we haven't had a medical emergency in the building, there would be no benefit from putting in panic buttons

Hahah - that's OK then. I feel better knowing that so long as there hasn't been an emergency, there's no need to make provision for one. Tell you what - there's never been a huge and overwhelming deluge of work on a Friday, so I'll just go home shall I?

nicked off apel

Short, terse, unfriendly, Yet sometimes quite emotive; I am the Haiku. What Poetry Form Are You?

Now must go refuel.*

(edit: short, terse, unfriendly - ME!?! ;))