When they kick out your front door, how you gonna come?

With your hands on your head? Or on the trigger of your gun?

Note that this is not driven by over-much knowledge of the facts, but what I've read, thought about and am happy to stand corrected on.

• Tough action by the PM getting dem selfish addicts off da state:
  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/mobile/uk-politics-13152349
  
  Only allowed state benefits now if you're ill through no fault of your own. Like puppies in rescue homes. If you're there through no fault of your own, then you're deserving. If someone thinks you did something wrong, it's the short walk down the concrete corridor to Mr Euthanasia Needle for you. I mean, who decides this? I grew up with addicts and alcoholics, and I've no fucking idea when the fun stopped and the demon moved into their brains and took over their lives. And try actually getting help for this anyway - maybe some state-sponsored tablets, or sitting around excrutiating yourself with a bunch of other "losers" while some middle-class wannabehipster nonce tells you you either need to realign your chakras, or re-program your brain not to want to take drugs. Fuck me! That easy, eh? Well that'll stop the skivers whacking themselves out with filthy needles and fertiliser to get their 90 quid a week. And I'm sure we can find something for all those fat people and all those bloody emo bastards who pretend to be depressed and just need to cheer up and settle down.



• So, you can lose all your benefits and your home for being fat, ill or addicted to narcotics. Probably eke yourself out a living on the streets or in a squat. I'm not going to speculate how you make ends meet, cos I don't know. Certainly not going to judge however you do it, cos I've not been there and I don't think I'd make it. But don't try having a squat opposite a major supermarket chain store:
  
  http://www.bristol247.com/2011/04/22/riot-in-bristol-hundreds-on-streets-as-police-close-squat/
  
  Tesco won't like it having those dirty squatter types living opposite and taking the precious things of the shop. Makes you wonder why they set up there, really. I'm generally surprisingly pro Tesco stores, but, you know, silly fuckers



• Found yourself a nice squat where you're not going to annoy anyone? Marvellous. As long as there are no troublemakers or suspected ringleaders there, you'll get a bit of peace and quiet. Failing that, bring on the dawn raids for thought crime. Police can now kick your door down and arrest you if you may potentially consider upsetting a celeb by being a bit smelly:
  
  http://www.euronews.net/2011/04/20/uk-police-promise-no-messing-for-royal-wedding/
  
  It'll get ugly down The Croft if Jilly Cooper is passing on her way to Bristol Airport to catch the big orange bus in the sky to Marbella.

So, dispossess them. Drive them out into the squats, break up the squats, arrest the ringleaders. Ran Prieur's roving gangs of ill, pissed off, dispossessed nutters will come to pass. And the shit going down will infect and subsume the weak. Couldn't find the original trailer from the first film with the Ave Maria soundtrack - think the site's been wiped - but this is more apt as to how peoples' shit may fall.

How you gonna come?