Cephalopodic Santa

[cybermule]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In June, I recruited fyatuk as a new cultist (30 points). In February, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In December, I rescued psilobabe from being sacrificed (-200 points). In April, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In August, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-1385 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.

Your humble and obedient servant,
cybermule

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