The "fencing as fetish" five

[cybermule]

1. You dress in special, body-definining gear, all in one colour.
   
2. If you're a woman, you get to wear special breast protectors, AKA plastic cereal bowls :)
   
3. You have you're own special terminology, all in French
   
4. You get to wear gauntlets
   
5. You also get to smack potentially cute members of both sexes with a couple of feet of swishy whippy steel.
   

So, fencing = good. And a general upwards mood swing all round since yesterday. And I got a really cool Group of Seven calendar on EBay :)

Comments

[kidkarrot.livejournal.com]

1. You dress in special, body-definining gear, all in one colour.

Already have that. It's called a straitjacket! *struggles*

5. You also get to smack potentially cute members of both sexes with a couple of feet of swishy whippy steel.

Red-headed women are typically sassy in my experience (probably one of the reasons why I have a preference to them), but a date with the mule sounds like it could be a close encounter with the violent kind. ;)

[cybermule.livejournal.com]

Red-headed women are typically sassy in my experience

Tsk - what a generalisation! And what about red-headed men?

But I'm so very good at useless generalizations!

[kidkarrot.livejournal.com]

Yes indeed. What about them? *hears croaking in the background* Or were you finished? :)

Re: But I'm so very good at useless generalizations!

[cybermule.livejournal.com]

Just wondered if you'd ever turned your sweeping-generalisation-searchlight on yourself :P

Hey wait....

[fyatuk.livejournal.com]

If he made the generalization about red-headed women, aren't you the one who should be making generalizations about the men?

Just a reminder, I don't count. I'm not a full fledged red head. Just kinda red.

Re: Hey wait....

[cybermule.livejournal.com]

I only know one red headed male in the flesh, so I'd have to carelessly throw my statistically correct preferences to the wind, and say that they were all insane vegetarian poets. Factoring yourself and Mr Karrot into the generalisation does at least leave one of those descriptive variables intact.