Finally I get it...

[cybermule]

My HR manager is Sauron.

And those IKEA glass balls that he's put in every meeting room are his palantir.

I rest my case.

Comments

[jo-kat.livejournal.com]

:'oD **splutters coffee over keyboard** Hehehe... priceless!

Quick! Cover them up!

[fyatuk.livejournal.com]

The Eye of Sauron will control you! Cover them! Cover them!

*giggle*

[psilobabe.livejournal.com]

*giggles* *chuckles* envisions HR manager *cackles* ooh its phun having a workmate on LJ!!

*wanders off giggling*

[kidkarrot.livejournal.com]

Superglue the one ring to that one spot on his back that cannot be reached even by the most agile human pretzel. While he's busy trying in vain to reach his precious, walk out of the room whistling lightly, collect all the IKEA balls, and sell them on Ebay as authentic palantirs to obsessive-compulsive Tolkien collectors. By the time he summons enough coworkers to get the ring off, your Ebay profits will have bought you 51% of the company stock.

"You shall NOT pass!<\i>

[hydroplanechrst.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love it. Is he at least somewhat friendly, jovial about it?