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[cybermule]

I started remembering my dreams again, which is usually a good sign that I've finally caught up on my sleep: I remember that in my dream I went to Alton Towers, and that going on nemesis was quite mild. I wish :) Dotted around Alton Towers were little pens with animals that you could take home, like a rescue centre, and this timy stripey wild boar jumped over one of the pens and followed me around, so I took it home. Then I lost the boar in my parents' house, under a bed somewhere, among some junk :( So I got this piece of paper through the post that gave me a fail on wild-boar-keeping :(

Weird dream.

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[fyatuk.livejournal.com]

So I got this piece of paper through the post that gave me a fail on wild-boar-keeping

Shame on you! How could you fail that! And you probably ruined that poor boar's life. He's going to forever dwell on how it's "mommy" lost it under a bed. You left it to live amongst the rubbish!

Don't you know you're supposed to raise nice and healthy, then put it on a spit and slow roast it with an apple in its mouth all day? I thought everyone knew that!

[cybermule.livejournal.com]

;(

[fyatuk.livejournal.com]

Oh wait, you're a vegetarian aren't you... You wouldn't know about the spit thing...

oh well *sigh*

[cybermule.livejournal.com]

Heheh - I know about the spit thing. I saw one in a picture book when I was very little, and a few years later out two and two together. Shortly after that, I stopped eating meat.

[unsane1.livejournal.com]

So I got this piece of paper through the post that gave me a fail on wild-boar-keeping :(


LOL! Someone has some undealt with guilt issues... haha j/k

[cybermule.livejournal.com]

*grins*

It's my repressed longing for hog-roasts and bacon sandwiches.