Ministry in a box
Jun. 16th, 2004 12:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cybermuleNormally the huge welter of spam that plops into my ISP account is completely pointless. Most of it offers me access to things I can generally look at for free, and the rest is just plain incomprehensible. But today I actually got a good 'un, one that managed to grab my attention in the whole "hit delete 58 times without even looking" ritual:
How to become a minister in 48 hours
For only $29.95, not only do you get a rather splendiferous sounding certificate, but you also get dispensation to marry close relatives AND you can visit correctional facilities!
Actually, maybe, on reflection, this isn't so different from the rest of my spam... ;P
How to become a minister in 48 hours
For only $29.95, not only do you get a rather splendiferous sounding certificate, but you also get dispensation to marry close relatives AND you can visit correctional facilities!
Actually, maybe, on reflection, this isn't so different from the rest of my spam... ;P
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Date: 2004-06-16 03:13 am (UTC)Nathan, The Toxic Pixie
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Date: 2004-06-16 03:54 am (UTC)And can I then call you Reverend Pixie?
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Date: 2004-06-16 04:20 am (UTC)And yes, you can - becuase I am!
The Very Reverend Doctor "Nathan" Luuurve, that's three 'you's', one ahhhh, baby ;)
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Date: 2004-06-16 05:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-16 09:15 am (UTC)Nathan, The Toxic Pixie