The 10 commandments of cybermule's stable

[cybermule]

1. Thou shalt not spit in the corner of thy room, for that is gross
   
2. Thou shalt pay thy rent on time, in full, and not winge about English cash machines
   
3. Thou shalt not empty thy surplus water out of the glass and onto the floor just because thou canst
   
4. Thou shalt not leave prawns in the plughole, for they are dead flesh
   
5. Thou also shalt not leave peanut shells in the plughole, for they do not have the mystic power of cleaning themselves into the bin
   
6. Thou also shalt not remove the plug filter to pour noodles down the sink, mash them down with a fork and then leave the sink blocked, for the stable is not blessed with fairies to clean up thy mess
   
7. Thou shalt not take a shower without using the shower curtain, or if thou dost, thou shalt wipe the fucking floor
   
8. Thou shalt not fill the bin up, then balance even more crap on top of the bin. Thou shalt refer to the 6th commandment, regarding cleaning fairies and the lack thereof
   
9. Thou shalt keep thy food in the kitchen where it shalt not rot and smell out the higher realms of the stable
   
10. Thou shalt never touch the fucking thermostat or heating controls ever, not even if thou art freezing thy arse off, for the mighty mule does not care even if thou shouldst die
    

For the cybermule is a vengeful god that requires simple courtesy and common sense, and shall eternally hold over thee the power of writing references for thy next lodging.

Comments

[cybermule.livejournal.com]

LOL - very tempting to nail it to the door!